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Contributed by kami on Apr 12, 2008 in Funny sms  (No Ratings Yet) Loading ... |
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann’t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn’t mean you start fucking here.
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Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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U r walkin in road.
Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them.
U don’t care any1.
but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
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Kafi americans chand per poanch gay han.
Listen. apnay mehbooba ko
chand mat kehna werna 3,4 log aus per be char jain gay. 
On Feb 6, 2009, krunal said:
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann’t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn’t mean you start fucking here.
……………………………………………………..
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
……………………………………………………..
U r walkin in road.
Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them.
U don’t care any1.
but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
……………………………………………………..
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
……………………………………………………..
Kafi americans chand per poanch gay han.
Listen. apnay mehbooba ko
chand mat kehna werna 3,4 log aus per be char jain gay.