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Contributed by kami on Apr 12, 2008 in Funny sms  (No Ratings Yet) Loading ... |
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A priest saw a girl removing her blouse.
The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.
When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked
This time he prayed God please close your eyes.
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A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.
He was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom.
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Why women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
On Nov 15, 2008, arun said:
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On Dec 20, 2008, ali said:
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On Feb 6, 2009, krunal said:
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse.
The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.
When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked
This time he prayed God please close your eyes.
……………………………………………………..
A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.
He was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom.
……………………………………………………..
Why women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.