By shoaib on Feb 20, 2009 in Santa Banta sms, Sms Jokes | comments(0)
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
By shoaib on Feb 20, 2009 in Funny sms, Santa Banta sms, Sms Jokes | comments(0)
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
By shoaib on Feb 20, 2009 in Funny sms, Santa Banta sms, Sms Jokes | comments(0)
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
By shoaib on Feb 20, 2009 in Funny sms, Santa Banta sms, Sms Jokes | comments(0)
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
